ok, here's a lame joke i've seen.
One day, siew pau and maggi mee had a bigfight. Maggi mee beat siew pau up until it hadbruises on its pau body. Siew Pau lost the fight and went back to tell all the pau family;-kaya pau, tau sa pau, curry pau, and etc. So together.. All the paus went to find maggi mee for revenge. On the way... They met Spaggetti.. So all of the pau ran to Spagetti and BEAT the hell up on Spagetti that Spagetti cant say a word, Spagetti then scream..."what did I do? I don't even know you all"..Then the siew pau say.."HEH! MAGGI MEE! Don't think I cant recognise you after you do REBONDING!"